Sean Gandini & Kati Yla-Hokkala
Kati Most people when they think of facial distortions are thinking about the most minor of warts, lumps, a missing eye maybe or occasionally that poor sod that had no nose at all, and smelt really badly. What I have is known as a ‘Lookatme’, and is sadly not a rare as you would imagine. I have tried with normal guys but it never worked out, they would end up feeling threatened by me having a bigger one than they have. With him, there is none of that, in fact if anything, his is slightly bigger.
Sean Sex is obviously fantastic. She is always saying that she could not be luckier, no matter which end she is at she gets a good filling. I used to think of having it lanced but I now think it would be like voluntarily being castrated, which I have also considered. It is who we are and how we live that is important, not the fact that we always have to duck to go into a room, or have to stand at least two metres apart if we are having a chat. Craig Taylor
Saturday, August 06, 2005
WE LOVE EACH OTHER - The Guardian Magazine 06/08/05
Reprinted with no permission from The Guardian Weekend Suppliment 06/08/05
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A "good filling", huh? Man, it would be like dating a black guy again.
what the fuck was THAT all about? On second thoughts, I don't think i want to know.
another brilliant post in this series Herge. i had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
You're dalek obsessed, man!
I'm assuming those two are jugglers. Jugglers are tossers. Not as vile as clowns, but tossers nonetheless.
Blimey Trillion - I reckon you're right - I never even noticed the connection at first - Wait a minute - Trillions away isn't she? Tina? Is that you?
yeah, that's a pretty good spot by trillion, tina, whoever.
Not so much dalek obsessed, I think it goes deeper than that.
That's just what Kati said!
Oh right fine. Trillion's witty and observent. Huh, must be Tina.
Twats! If only you knew...
Blimey, who's the drama queen now???
I think I was perfectly entitled to take the huff there. She gets the credit for too many of my good ideas as it is.
I am a bit of a drama queen though. Maybe it takes one to know one? ;-)
Nothing wrong with bein' a drama queen, eh, Herge? ;-p
I think maybe these two, whilst slightly weird to look at, are perfect for each other. I wish them every happiness for the future.
Imagine what the children would look like...
what the heck is that anyway?
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