Hsien Chew & Simon Wilkinson
Hsien He was at a party held by friend of a friend of a friend. The first thing I noticed about him was how he pronounced pain au raisin; he put far too much emphasis on raisin. Therefore, I told him how it should be pronounced. He shot me a vicious look with those beautiful blue eyes, I thought he was about to strike me and then I recognised him. I would have put his mispronunciation down to a state school education, but it turned out we went to the same public school. I was victimised horribly when I was there. Sadly, this continued when I attended Cambridge.
Simon He has this little horse like laugh, which I find adorable. Sometimes when we go on a Sunday hunt together I hear him laughing aloud and I remark that I can never tell whether it came from him or his steed, and then he laughs some more. We still talk about our time at school together; they were after all, formative years. For me they were the happiest of times, particularly when I recall abusing him with a poker before prep in our dorm room. As I say, happy times. Craig Taylor
7 comments:
wow. I really didn't need the mental image of the poker right before I dig into tasty ramen noodles.....
you need a vacation my dear...
Public schoolboys...ughh.
What with their wanking clubs and lusts for little Lord Fauntelroys, it's a wonder any of them grow up to become chief execs of merchant banks.
From short trousers to pinstripes and a penchant for spanking.
Tosspots.
Heh heh. With regards to the person you're boffing, sounding like a horse is a lot better than LOOKING like a horse.
As for the many assholes who were mean to me during my school years, I'd be more likely to open them a new hole in their head than date them.
Mispronunciation?? Sounds like undiagnosed stephacockaliticus to me!
GREAT post! i LOVE the fact that this guardian column is equal opportunity. it doesn't discriminate against same-sex couples that are smug, self-promoting, self-congratulatory assholes.
Oh yes Faltanus - I will mock everyone, I am very fair like that.
Well, it's just one of your many virtues hergey.
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